Deer Tag Filled

"getFuckedHerb" (goongetfuckedherb) 11/19/2019 at 11:19 • Filed to: diesel, Jeep Grand Cherokee, ecodiesel

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A nice buck found its way onto the road this morning, it did not make it off the road.

Yuck.

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MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > getFuckedHerb 11/19/2019 at 11:28

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I hope you’re okay. I always feel bad about roadkill (the Californian delicacy not the show) because it’s not the animals fault we built a road t here after centuries of there not being one.

For Sweden > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) 11/19/2019 at 11:50

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The deer could look both ways before crossing the street.

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > For Sweden 11/19/2019 at 11:51

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People still struggle with this so I set the bar lower for Deer

Thomas Donohue > For Sweden 11/19/2019 at 12:12

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Road was definitely there before that deer was born. He should have known better having grown up in that neighborhood.

For Sweden > Thomas Donohue 11/19/2019 at 12:25

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The deer also bought a house by the airport and complains about the noise

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > getFuckedHerb 11/19/2019 at 12:26

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No airbags deployed?

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > getFuckedHerb 11/19/2019 at 12:27

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Ugh... that sucks. I see tons of deer out by my place, but (knocks wood) thankfully no incidents yet.

getFuckedHerb > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/19/2019 at 12:32

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No airbags deployed thankfully. All passengers OK.

getFuckedHerb > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/19/2019 at 12:33

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Yea we’ve been seeing a ton of them since folks are finishing up harvest... just got unlucky.

Thomas Donohue > For Sweden 11/19/2019 at 12:37

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He probably had a summer house by a race track, too. Stupid, whining dear.

Enginerrrrrrrrr > getFuckedHerb 11/19/2019 at 12:43

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But is it gonna be ok?

/s

benn454 > getFuckedHerb 11/19/2019 at 12:43

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 The only redeeming quality of deer is that they taste good.

benn454 > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) 11/19/2019 at 12:45

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 The roads have been there long enough for the deer to adapt. If they fail to do so, that's natural selection. 

getFuckedHerb > benn454 11/19/2019 at 12:47

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Amen. Deer is already at processor. Find the brightside.

getFuckedHerb > Enginerrrrrrrrr 11/19/2019 at 12:47

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The truck? maybe. Haven’t heard from the shop yet.

Enginerrrrrrrrr > getFuckedHerb 11/19/2019 at 12:52

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Mainly the deer. Damn internet... should’ve clarified.

Looks like the Jeep could be ok, then again Chrysler could have decided to put your ECU right there...

getFuckedHerb > Enginerrrrrrrrr 11/19/2019 at 13:14

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The deer is currently being processed into deliciousness. So I guess it’s OK?

ECU is not there thankfully (having recently changed it out) but we’ll see how much a new intercooler and piping costs and there was plenty of coolant on the ground too. Everyone is saying these things cost more than you’d expect to fix.

RPM esq. > getFuckedHerb 11/19/2019 at 13:33

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In Washington you can collect roadkill to eat except if you’re the one who hit it. I guess they don’t want rednecks running down deer and turkeys on purpose.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > getFuckedHerb 11/19/2019 at 13:37

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Oh, dear! 

getFuckedHerb > RPM esq. 11/19/2019 at 13:50

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Interesting. Don’t know what the rules are here but the Highway patrolman had no issue with us tossing it into the back of the father in law’s truck.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > getFuckedHerb 11/19/2019 at 13:54

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Euro mount?

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > RPM esq. 11/19/2019 at 15:25

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Kinda makes sense considering all of the other creative/illegal ways of hunting, spotlighting and such.

RPM esq. > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) 11/19/2019 at 16:11

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I agree, although it’s kind of funny to picture our rural highways patrolled by Ram 1500s equipped with spiked kanga roo bars and driven by the sort of heavyset gentlemen who like to wear camouflage on date night but could not lug a rifle half a mile without doing themselves some serious coronary damage.

pip bip - choose Corrour > getFuckedHerb 11/20/2019 at 05:04

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that sucks

carcrazydan738 > getFuckedHerb 11/21/2019 at 08:44

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Ouch welcome to the beat up look jeep club. Many jeep owners like theirs dirty and beat up.

getFuckedHerb > carcrazydan738 11/21/2019 at 09:35

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Sadly looks like this jeep is going to look beat up and dirty in a salvage yard.